Riddles

What did the astronaut see in his frying pan?

Where do you take a frog with bad eyesight?

What did the pony say, after he coughed?

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Why isn’t Cinderella any good at football?

What has two arms but no legs…and no hands?

What has a face, but no mouth…two hands, but no fingers?

What do you call a group of professors on an underground train?

What has 1000 legs but can’t walk?

What has twenty two legs and two wings?

I am grey but my mother is red.
I have no wings but I can fly.
People cry when I go by.

What am I?

What is it you cannot hold for ten minutes…
even though it is lighter than a feather?

As I walked along the road,
I saw a thing that was deaf and dumb.
It had no flesh. It had no bones.
But it had four fingers and a thumb.

What was it?

What do you throw away when you need it and bring back when you don’t need it any more?

It will follow you for 1000 miles but needs no food.
It has no fear of water, fire or knives.
But it disappears when the sun sets behind the mountains.

What is that?

It runs all day but it never walks.
It has a mouth but it never talks.

What is it?

There is a red lady in a room
whose door is often opened
but she can never escape.

Who is she?

What word starts with one E and ends with another E, but contains only one letter?

What do you answer, even though it never asks a question?

What gets harder to catch, the faster you run?

My sides are tied tightly up.
I have nothing within.
My head is very strange indeed.
All it is…is skin.

What am I?